Scary Scratch

The gray Scratch Cat has been going around, scaring children. But now I will stop this beast. He has evolved to have 4 eyes, 6 arms and 10 legs. It has caused Creepymaggedon and it is so weird that it could cause another Weirdmaggedon! It is a being of pure energy. So, I've done cheerful things, I'vee even posed as the Scratch Cat to trick it. We made a deal, then my brother used a memory gun. Then the gray Scratch Cat said, "Deal's off." Then it said "You idiot! Don't you realize you're destroying your own mind too?" Then I said, "Meh, I wasn't really using this place for much anyways." Now he said, "You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! Money, fame, riches, infinite power in your own galaxy, please! No! What's happening to me?" Then he said something I couldn't understand, but then I punched it and it exploded in a burst of energy. Creepymaggedon was over. Scratch Creepypastas became fiction. It was sad for someone, because they made a new creepy friend. But maybe the gray Scratch Cat is still alive, lurking in my mind. My memories came back.